We, the people, request of you in a Micro Adventure.
: "Hi, I'm Cable. You might remember me from such comics as 'X-Force', 'Cable' and 'Cable & Deadpool'."
: "And Soldier-X, right?"
: "...I hope not."
: "Don't worry, nobody read that."
: "Not even your mom."
: "Don't you dare go there again!"
: "Aaaaanyway...."
: "Yeah, we're all here today to ask if anyone can scan us the full fold-out cover for Wolverine/Ghost Rider/Punisher: The Dark Design, so the Wolverine One-Shots Cover Contest can finally get itself over with."
: "So then it can finally be our turn."
: "And we're all sick of Logan getting all the cover-contests to himself."
: "Someone mention my name, eh? Bub?"
: "Did you really need all those one-shots and miniseries?"
: "Every single one was a classic, bub."
: "Selfish, that's what it is."
: "I only ever got one one-shot before they killed me."
: "Killed you? So why are you here, bub?"
: "....uh....aliens brought him back so readers could see us team up again."
: "You mean me and your mom..."
: "You gon' go to H*ll, kid. An' Gambit, he can't have his cover contest until after all of you, I gar-on-tee."
: "So when do we get to my series?"
: "Hey, Havok. We were just talking about people who've slept with Cable's mother."
: "Urge...to...kill...rising. Crave...huge...guns..."
: "I spent years paying my dues to headline Mutant-X, when do I get my own cover-contest?"
: "Don't make me come down there."
: "Hey kids, one of you scan that Dark Design cover, or my reign of terror never ends!"
Click Next to see the cover that won as the tyrrany ended
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