Micro Adventures in the AoA!
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: "Now be Gambit's big moment, I gar-on-tee! Now you gon' pay for everyt'ing you ain't done yet, Magneto!"
: "You absolute retard, you missed!": "My God! I have been shot!": "He's....dead."
: "My time is now! The Age of Apocalypse begins anew!": "Aw crap, not again! Gambit, if we ever get out of this alive, you realise I'm gonna kill you anyway, right?": "Yeah, Gambit, he figured dat."
: "Hoo-ha! I'm the good guy again!"
: "Gambit swear, he never see dis comin', I gar-on-tee."
: "Screw 'if we ever get out of this alive', I'm gonna kill you right here and now.": "The reign of Apocalypse must end, tonight!": "This time, this whole world should not be! Gambit here screwed up the timeline, you have to help me fix it!": "It not Gambit's fault, anyone could have made dat mistake, I gar-on-tee.": "So...you're asking us to erase our own existence?"
: "Traitor scum! I arrest you all in the name of Lord Apocalypse!": "You and what army, bub?": "This one, you freakin' freak!"
: "You had to ask, didn't you, Logan?": "Wait. Cyclops is de bad guy? Gambit, his head hurt."
: "Exiles are go!"
: "Now Holocaust shall have his own title!": "OK, who see dat coming?": "Me. I'm from the future, yo?": "X-Men...uh...run away!": "Can we trust these two madmen? How do we know they aren't just agents of Apocalypse?": "The Big A has some standards. It's easier to believe they really are from another reality.": "So why should we
give up everything we have here, and fight to restore another world for
y'all? Ah could lose mah son, and mah husband!": "Gambit, he not goin' t'let you his Roguey be married to Magneto, I gar-on-tee!": "I can promise you all a better world.": "A world where Apocalypse doesn't rule?": "A world where millions haven't been slaughtered in his name?": "A world where my one true love is still attached to my arm?": "Better than that.
I can promise you all a world where nothing ever changes. Where no-one
ever stays dead. Where the long-term consequences of your actions
rarely matter, and events keep repeating themselves.": "So what's the catch?": "You, Magneto an' Sabretooth not
be X-Men no more, and Gambit, he gon' get back to puttin' you all in
hospital again, I gar-on-tee.": "Is he serious?": "Well, apart from him ever actually beating Magneto or Exodus, yeah.": "Wait, I get to lose to the chump? Screw saving that reality.": "Tell us more about this world, Bishop.": "You want me to fight for a world where I'm the Antichrist?": "...where I'm dead?": "....where I'm dressed like a catfish?": "...where I never appear anywhere anymore?": "...where I'm dating Gambit? And my son doesn't exist?": "...where I lived in another dimension with a guy with a mullet and leather pants?": "...where I'm with Logan instead of Quicksilver? And every time I get tattoos, they never last?": "Magneto, if I didn't worship the ground you walk on, I'd tell you this is the Worst Idea Ever, and refuse to support it.": "But since you do, you're never actually going to say that, right?": "Except that he just did.": "So none of you are going for the plan, then?": "Doesn't look like it. Can't say I really want to hand Rogue over to your friend, just to be rid of Apocalypse.": "Hey, Gambit, he not ever cheat on his Roguey. Unless we on a break, or Gambit be in a different time zone, chere.": "That's so reassuring. Please don't let him near me.": "I know! We'll get Colossus to help us!"
: "Colossus want save little sister!"
: "Your obsession with her is starting to worry me.": "Yes, why was
I the one made into a creepy incestuous freak in the Ultimate books,
when you offered so much more for them to work with?": "Da! Colossus love little girls! Colossus help Gambit and Bishop save little sister!": "Are you even going to notice when I tell you I'm leaving you?"
: "Mr Bishop, please take me to a world where the Sugar Man will protect me from my brother.": "You mean where yo' brother can protect you from de Sugar Man, chere?": "...no.": "It's a world where you're dead. That protection enough?": "Dead?!!? Colossus not help you do this! No before Colossus can..." : "Colossus....dead!" : "Finally, Gambit, you do something useful. Now let's go save history!": "Gambit been waitin' all day to kill Colossus. Now dis time, we gon' get it right, an' kill Magneto, I gar-on-tee!": "Look, there they are! We have to act before our past selves can!": "Don't worry chere, Gambit always keep goin' until he get it right!": "That's not what Rogue tells me." : "I can't believe it actually worked this time.": "I...am dying! Charles, my only friend...live my dream for me!": "I cannot refuse your dying request!": "And our work here is done, I gar-on-tee. Let's go back to de present, chere.": "Now, a suicide mission to bring down Apocalypse, there's a mission I can support!": "You realise we're all going to die, right?": "Keep fighting! We have to stop Apocalypse before Gambit and Bishop re-write our timeline, and none of this matters anymore!"
: "None of you are fit to survive the Age of Apocalypse! Obliterate them, my Horsemen!"
: "X-Men...welcome to die!": "Erik, if they re-write history, we'll be enemies!": "Maybe I'll be able to fix you up with my younger clone or something?": "And Pietro, we'll barely even know each other.": "At least I'll be going back to a wife and daughter I sometimes see. You'll be going back to Logan. Heh.": "Now that's just mean.": "At least you'll still know each other, I won't even have ever met Exodus.": "...damn them all to H*ll! At least try not to date any guys with mullets.": "I'd be rid of Logan? Why didn't I help Gambit and Bishop?":: "Do you have to talk about yourself in the third-person?": "Indulge me, I'm winning.": "I...still...stand! And with my mystery tag-team partner at my side, you shall fall!"
: "Hey yo!": "Holocaust! To my side! The final battle begins!" : "Drop da bomb! Join the navy!": "Duck and cover, he's got a bomb!": "Do your worst, man-animal! I shall survive everything!": "Game over, man! Game over!": "Ha! Apocalypse survives! ..........anyone left? Anyone? Holocaust? Magneto? Cable-Boy? Anyone?": "Back to the present, at last!": "Everything looks normal so far. Look, there are the X-Men, just like we remember them."
: "Gambit, Bishop, welcome back. Welcome to H*ll."
: "Now is the Age of Onslaught! No-one is safe!": "Gambit, I'm gonna kill you.": "What, like Gambit knew dis would happen, chere?"----to be continued?----
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