The Trial of Gambit! It's a Micro Adventure!
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: "I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for Wolverine. He's completely turned into a woman."
: "Hey, Logan, chere, how you doin'?"
: "Gambit!": "S/he means nothing to Gambit, I gar-on-tee!"
: "Gambit, I accuse you of the crimes of working for Sinister, and of never really loving Rogue! Now is....The Trial of Gambit!": "Dis not look good, I gar-on-tee.": "Don't make me add that accent to the charges against you.": "How Gambit ever gon' get out o'dis one?": "This trial will be completely fair! Well, almost. I have already assigned your defence.": "Gambit, he want She-Hulk!": "Gambit!": "Not like dat, chere. Well, OK, maybe like dat, but not right now. Gambit, he want She-Hulk to save him from Erik de Red's trial. But Gambit, he willin' to
settle for Daredevil, I gar-on-tee.": "Well, you're not getting either of them."
: "Stop laughing, I went to law school. Really."*: "And the prosecution..."
: "No!": "Oh, who were you expecting?": "Gambit, he really screwed now, I gar-on-tee.": "Ah'm sure y'all is innocent, Remy!": "What are the chances?": "You gon' prove Gambit innocent, chere. Den Gambit, he take you away to dis cheap motel he knows, and celebrate real good, I gar-on-tee.": "Just for that, I'm not even going to try and prove you innocent.": "Let the Trial of Gambit begin!": "This man is still on my payroll! I have proof! And now, I shall prove that Gambit never loved Rogue, with photographic evidence of his cheating on her.
Photographic evidence I just happen to have....collected over the years.": "....you were followin' Gambit around takin' photos? Dat just creepy, I gar-on-tee.": "If he has photos, ah'm so gonna be leavin' you, for Joseph."
: "Why wait that long?": "My client is completely innocent. It doesn't matter if he likes to touch little children. He's Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson.": "Dat be yo' entire defence?": "Damn straight it is."
: "By the Weird Wolf! Colossus love little children! This is no crime! This jury find you innocent, Mr Jackson!": "This isn't the Jackson trial, you idiots! That's next week!": "I trust our verdict today will still stand then?": "I don't see why not.": "But Gambit is still on trial here! Gambit, I accuse you of being the Third Summers Brother!"
: "...the H*ll?!?!": "Could he be telling the truth?": "Dude, it's Sinister. Don't expect to find out this decade.": "....why would you say Gambit be de Third Summers Brother?": "You're adopted, and...uh...you have red eyes. Like the Summers brothers do."**: "Yeah, the red eyes, that's it.": "Dat be insane, I gar-on-tee. Why, Gambit, he know who his daddy be.": "Do you? The Thieves Guild never told you what happened to your father, did they?": "No, not really.": "Gambit....I am your father!": "NooooOoooOO! It be a lie, I gar-on-tee!": "Search your feeling. You know it to be true.": "Dis trial, it ruin Gambit's whole life! Gambit gon' go t'jail, Sinister be my daddy, an' Erik de Red probably set dis whole t'ing up to make Roguey leave
Gambit fo' Joseph, I gar-on-tee. Bishop, chere, you gotta save me!"
: "Will you stop calling me 'chere'?": "Maybe.": "...I'll settle for that. What do you want me to do?": "You got to take Gambit back in time, so he can stop Erik de Red, I gar-on-tee.": "So you want to go back a few hours? Days?": "No, best make it 20 years, chere. Gambit, he know Erik de Red, he really be Magneto.": "Why would Magneto set up this whole trial, just to break you and Rogue up, and get her together with his younger clone?": "De movie audience, dey no handle de Magneto-Rogue age-gap no more, chere.": "Stop calling me chere, dammit!": "You have a problem wit' one man callin' another 'chere', Bishop?": "No, I just don't like you.": "Bishop, chere, you really know how t'hurt Gambit, I gar-on-tee.": "We have arrived! Twenty years in the past! Be warned, any action you take could seriously damage the present as we know it!"
: "And that means you can't kill me!": "Damn. ....wait. Isn't this 20 years ago?": "It a good t'ing for him neither of us know much 'bout history."
: "Hey look! Dere be Magneto! With Xavier, I gar-on-tee!": "Erik, when mutants rule over humans, even just in one nation, I will surely crucify myself in celebration.": "And when human and mutant live in peace together, I will gladly fold your students laundry. Ha!": "Now be Gambit's big moment, I gar-on-tee! Now you gon' pay for everyt'ing you ain't done yet, Magneto!"
: "You absolute retard, you missed!": "My God! I have been shot!": "He's....dead"
: "My time is now! The Age of Apocalypse begins anew!": "Aw crap, not again! Gambit, if we ever get out of this alive, you realise I'm gonna kill you anyway, right?": "Yeah, Gambit, he figured dat."
: "Hoo-ha! I'm the good guy again!"
: "Gambit swear, he never see dis comin', I gar-on-tee."
: "Screw 'if we ever get out of this alive', I'm gonna kill you right here and now."----to be continued----
* - yes, it's true.
** - and yes, that really IS the entire argument for Gambit being the 3rd Summers Brother.
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