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Why would the X-Men talk about Maddie? The True Origin of X-23! It's a Micro-Adventure!
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Cyclops: "JEEEEEEEEAN!"

Frost: "Oh, get over it already."

Beast: "It's really unhealthy for you to obsess over your dead wife like this, Scott."

The names “Wolverine”. Bub.: "Sucks for Frost, too, you always ratin' a corpse over her."

Shadowcat: "Because if anyone should be loving corpses, it should be Logan. At least he'd make it sell."

The names “Wolverine”. Bub.: "It's true, eh? The old Knucklehead can make anything sell!"

Frost: "And isn't she your second wife? At least tell me I rate above the first one."

Cyclops: "Well...Maddie's hair and chest were more real than yours..."

Frost: "........"

Beast: "And she looked more like Jean than you do."

Shadowcat: "And she gave Scott a son, too."

Cable: "But she tried to kill me, dammit!"

Cyclops: "I just thought of one area where you're better than Maddie! You didn't sleep with my brother."

Shadowcat: "Yet."

Frost: "I'm standing right here, dammit!"

Havok: "And I'm standing right here, too!"

Cyclops: "And you promise you'll never sleep with her, right?"

Havok: "Damn, man, why couldn't you have asked me that last week?"

Cyclops: "........I hate you so much."

"You as well? And whatever happened to Beast's girlfriend, Trish? Or Bobby's one with the giant pants?"

Havok: "They weren't as good as Maddie was, I don't think."

Iceman ".......I hate you so much."

Gambit: "Everyone can relax, Gambit has returned. I gar-on-tee."

Rogue: "Remy! Ah heah y'all have been makin' out with some other woman in yo' solo series!"

Gambit: "Gambit, he not goin' t'lie t'you, chere. It happen. But Gambit, he only want his Roguey. Dat be de Leatherhead, biggest gator in all de swamp. I gar-on-tee."

Cannonball: "Mr Gambit? Suh? Ah saw yew kissin' Sage, too!"

Rogue: "Gambit!"

Gambit: "Gambit not t'ink you wanted to be sayin' dat, now Gambit gon' have to teach you a lesson, I gar-on-tee!"

Cannonball: "Ah reckon ah'm in trouble now, as sure as ah'm mah own uncle!"

Bishop: "There's no time for this! Wolverine is in trouble!"

Gambit: "Logan can take care o'himself, chere. I gar-on-tee."

Rogue: "Chere?!?!"

Storm: "By the Goddess!"

Colossus: "By the Weird Wolf!"

Nightcrawler: "Achtung, babies!"

Bishop: "Dammit, Gambit, I'm just not interested!"

X-23?: "Hey, bub. The old knucklehead's back."

Rogue: "Wolverine?!?!?!"

Wolverine-as-X-23: "I was once a man! A man!"

Gambit: "Logan? What de H*ll happen to you?"

Wolverine-as-X-23: "It's a long story, bub."

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Then:

Baron Strucker: "Wolverine! You have failed Hydra!"

The names “Wolverine”. Bub.: "It was not my fault! It was Mark Millar's fault! Destroy him, I say! Destroy him!"

Baron Strucker: "You are guilty of the one, unforgiveable crime: Failure! There can be only one punishment!"

The names “Wolverine”. Bub.: "No! Not the Spores! Not the Death-Spores!"

Baron Strucker: "No-one defies Hydra and lives! No-one!"

The names “Wolverine”. Bub.: "Nooooooooo-...."

Wolverine-as-X-23: "-ooooooo!"
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Now:

Wolverine-as-X-23: "And so here I am. Well, after Bishop here rescued me."

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Then:

Wolverine-as-X-23: "Was once a man! A man!"

Bishop: "Come on, man! If you don't keep it together, neither one of us'll make it!"

Wolverine-as-X-23: "Was! Once! A! Man!"

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Now:

Xavier: "I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for Wolverine. He's completely turned into a woman."

Gambit: "Hey, Logan, chere, how you doin'?"

Rogue: "Gambit!"

Gambit: "S/he means nothing to Gambit, I gar-on-tee!"

Erik the Red: "Gambit, I accuse you of the crimes of working for Sinister, and of never really loving Rogue! Now is....The Trial of Gambit!"

Gambit: "Dis not look good, I gar-on-tee."

Erik the Red: "Don't make me add that accent to the charges against you."

----to be continued----

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