How Wolverine Joins the New Avengers! It's a Micro Adventure! [SPOILERS]
> We know that issue #5 will be where Logan
begins his association with the Avengers, but what we don't know yet is
what will be Logan's reason for wanting to join, as well as Cap's
reason for offering him membership, if he's still close to the X-Men?
*spoilers for identity of New Avengers villain below*
: "New Avengers Assemble!"
: "If we're new, shouldn't we get a new battle-cry?"
: "Yeah, I mean, 'assemble'? We're already all here."
: "How about 'New Avengers Kill Your Favorite Villains!'"?
: "Works for me."
: "Shouldn't we redesign the Avengers logo, too?"
: "There's something else we're missing..."
: "We've already doubled Avengers sales since Austen left."
: "And then doubled sales again, with this fresh new lineup!"
: "But that's not enough. We need to be the biggest-selling-est comic there is!"
: "Maybe if we travel back in time, to when comics sold more..."
: "Haven't you ever learned from all the crap that's happened whenever you've travelled in time?"
: "No, that's not the answer. We need something that'll ALWAYS equal sales."
: "Clones?"
: "Decapitations?"
: "Fierceness?"
: "Claws?"
: "Mutants?"
: "Attitude?"
: "And alcoholism."
: "Or maybe...something that combines the appeal of all of the above!"
: "But...what?"
: "I'm sure we'll find what we need...in the Savage Land!"
: "The Savage Land? Why there?"
: "Dinosaurs = sales?"
: "But what about the 50% risk of getting mind-controlled-by-lame-villains and/or written-by-Claremont?"
:
"Don't worry about it, we're perfectly safe, and so is Spidey. And if
we get what we need, the rest of those no-title-having guys are
expendable anyway."
: ".....yay. Thanks."
*in the Savage Land*
: "So...what are we looking for?"
: "I'm sure he'll find us..."
: "I see you!"
: "Sauron, Dark Lord of the Savage Land! He'll be sure to boost sales!"
: "There is no life...in the void!"
: "I love it! He's even ominously vague and forboding!"
: "Let's go, team!"
"New Avengers....away!"
: "Hey, bubs! Come back! You were supposed to choose me, eh?"
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