When Evil-Havok Attacks! It's a Micro Adventure!
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*Previously, in A Micro Adventure*
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: "Can you idiots get this over with? We've got to get ready for The House of M."
: "House of what?": "House of M. It's this year's..."
: "No! Don't say that word!": "...crossover.": "No! Do you have any idea what you've done?": "Crossover? At last! It's Evil-Havok-o'clock!": "Aw, crap.": "I'LL KILL YOU, CYCLOPS!!!!": "....he's going to be like this for months now.": "ROAR! EVIL 'CAUSE I WANNA BE! I'LL KILL YOU, CYCLOPS!!!!": "Rrraaagh! I'll kill you, Cyclops!"
: "So, he really gets like this every time there's a crossover?": "Yes, every time. Ever since Inferno, when he became the evil-sex-slave of my crazy/evil first wife. Who was actually a clone of my second wife.": "......can you start explaining that again? With notes?": "No."
: "He has to exposit quickly, mom. Evil-Havok could attack at any moment.": "Rrrraagh! Evil! Because I wanna be!"
: "Ow!"
: "Havok is an adulterous buffoon.": "Hey, who are you going to believe, me, or this Sidri?": "Just ask Polaris, you cheat on her every time one of you goes evil."
: "It may be true, but did you have to word it like that?": "Sometimes the truth is funniest.": "Anyway, as I was saying, the history of Evil-Havok-for-Crossovers goes all the way back to...."
: "I'll kill you, Cyclops!"
: "And then I'll kill you, Cyclops! But first, I'll sacrifice our baby to some demons!"
: ".......I really *&@#^% hate her...": "That's no way to talk about your mother, Nathan. Even if she did allow me to think she was dead for months, while she was off screwing my sometimes-evil brother.": "And yet everyone thinks you're the bad guy there. Ha!": "My life is so unfair.: "Then, Havok went evil again, when the Genoshans brainwashed him..."
: "I'll kill you Cyclops! And Storm, too! For Genosha!"
: "What did I ever do to you?": "Every time you say 'By the Goddess', you're talking about the Infinity Crusade villain, right?": ".....yes.": "That's why I'll kill you, Storm!": "Kill you for Genosha! Oh, Genosha, my home and racist land...": "By the Goddess, no! Stop singing and I will surrender.": "Wow. And nobody thought to warn me about this?": "We all kind of hoped he was over it by now.": "But the next time he went nuts was the worst time, because he'd been raised by Sinister..."
: "Rrraaagh! I'll kill you, Cyclops!"
: "Your powers can't affect me, idiot.": "That's what you think...": "What? You can't kill me like that! .....the H*ll is this?": "And that may be the saddest reality of all, for in that world, I died.": "....yeahwhatever.": "And after that, he started hanging out with Onslaught and Dark Beast, and he got even worse...."
: "Rrrraaagh! I'll kill you, : "He actually hit me with his plasma blasts!": "And yet you still obsessed over him for years, rather than getting a clue and just dating someone less likely to go nuts whenever superheroes meet and team up.": "Well, come on. My other options were Iceman and Random.": "Oh, you're too good for the Iceman, is that it?": "Hey, wait. That's not every crossover. You missed a few.": "That's because even they don't know the full truth! They can't handle the truth of what I was doing during...."
: "Havok has been evil for a long, long time..."
: "Now it's time for him to pass the torch." : "He has fought with Storm and Cyclops...": "He has defected to Genosha.": "It's time to pass the torch!": "You're too old for evil!" : "No more evil for you!"
: "Hey hey, Havok's still got it! I can still be evil!": "Prove you've still got it.": "Give me some of your Legacy Virus. I'll start spreading it on Earth.": "Spread it to who?": "My team-mate Madrox? Colossus' little sister?": "Damn, that's nasty.": "Yeah, I guess he does still have what it takes."
: "Colossus no liking Havok.": "That...was all your fault?": "Damn straight. And remember Illyana's funeral?": "Oh. Yeah."
: "We are gathered here today to..."
: "Ow! Dammit, Alex, stop punching me!": "I can't help it!": "Don't even try to pretend you're under the Shadow King's control again, I'm not falling for that twice.": "It's....uh....Magneto! He's....uh....manipulating the iron in my blood to force me to keep punching you!": "Don't be an idiot, Magneto's not even here.": "....dude? Look up."
: "X-Men! Welcome to die!": "Wow, what're the chances?": "Yeah, couldn't have worked better if I'd planned it.": "You're not just evil, you're a real jerk.": "Isn't that all part of the fun?": "And these days, you've been throwing yourself into any crossover you can find!": "It's the evil thing to do!"
: "Paint the town dead, everyone!": I'll kill you, : "We should make these team ups a regular thing.": "Aren't you supposed to be dead?"
: "Like that means a thing when you = sales like I do."
: "Begin Secret War Journal Entry 2.1..."
: "I am from Beyond!"
: "Now you face Doom!": "Doom? Beyonder? I'm getting too old for this @~*$%": "Ha! I'll kill you, : "...and make the Earth a living tomb!": "That didn't even rhyme.": "Doom does not care.": "And you call yourself evil? You can't even rhyme right! I'll kill you, 
: "The Infinity Gems belong to Evil-Havok! I'll kill you, 
: "I guess it's up to us to stop him."
: "Indeed. As usual, while Earth's heroes team up to do nothing, we do it all.": "...in bed.": "......Adam! You said you'd never tell!"
: I'll kill you, 
: "Thumbs up for Evil!"
: "OK, seriously....what the H*ll?": "I'll kill you, : "But I want to join you!": "........": "....I still want to kill him.": "Tell the truth. You just want to eat all that symbiote-bacon.": "......my God, Evil-Havok must be stopped!": "You'll never catch me!"
: "He's plasma-blasted a hole in the space/time continuum!": "And escaped into an alternate reality!"----to be continued----
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